You want to know who is mentalkanth. …here are the facts

kanth makes onions crykanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by kanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

kanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.

kanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

kanth can drown a fish.

When kanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.

When kanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between kanth and kanth.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.kanth can throw Brett Favre even further.The last digit of pi is kanth.

He is the end of all things.

kanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge kanth.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.

It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to kanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

kanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools kanth.

If you spell kanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean kanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance.

"kanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.Once a cobra bit kanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When kanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
kanth can kill two stones with one bird.

kanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.

The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.

kanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. kanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.kanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.

At night

kanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.It takes kanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

kanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects kanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is kanth.

kanth destroyed the periodic table, because kanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

kanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, kanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of kanth is pain.

Do not try to square kanth, the result is death.

When you say "no one's perfect", kanth takes this as a personal insult.

-Balaji